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| The
F.A.Q. Personal Personal Well,
it’s made up of two existing fictional characters: Al
Bundy and Crash
Bandicoot. I
see I lost you there, so let’s move on to the next question. 2. Will we ever see the real life Bundycoot? No,
I’m sorry. I like to keep my identity secret. It’s mainly
because I don’t want people (co-workers, close friends, etc.)
to know WHAT exactly my favourite pastime is! Hell, even my parents
don’t know what I’m doing! :D 3. So you chose a furry alter ego then? Eeeww, how gross! I
know, I know…People, drawing furries, are ill-reputed as fat,
ugly, asexual, perverted, nerdy geeks, who live in their parents’
basement and gorge themselves on hot pockets…hey, I’m not
fat!!!! 4. And what exactly is your furry supposed to be? Is it a dog, a kangaroo or a fucking roadkill?! Heh,
that’s the most frequently asked question ever! 5. Do you have any graphic arts education? Nope!
I’ve never attended any graphic arts related school or course.
Everything I know I taught myself. I guess that’s the reason why
I have a Iack of so many things >_<. I also think grampa Bundycoot,
a professional commercial artist, has passed me the passion for drawing. Work -
DIN A4 copy paper Funny
thing though, for sketching I frequently draw on squared paper with
a ball pen. o.O 7. Are you open for commissions, art trades, requests, gift art, etc.? - Commissions: Basically yes! If you’re interested send an e-mail to
I have no constant charge. It depends on the drawing itself and the
additional effort I have to put in. 8. Why do you draw mostly fan art? Don’t you have any characters/projects of your own? That’s
because I’m a lazy bum and the characters/projects of my own somehow
derive from already existing cartoons/comics -_-. And I’m also
not good at writing (long-term) stories. Besides, people seem to be
more interested in the fan art I do than my creations *sigh*. 9. Why do you get butt-hurt when you see art of yours posted/used somewhere else? Keyword: Art theft Well,
believe it or not, but when I started drawing and then saw some of my
pics posted/used somewhere else on the net, I did feel flattered! I
was like “Wow, they actually do like my creations!”
But wait, they didn’t ask me for permission or credited me! And
oh no, someone even claimed the image as his/her own! So what did I
do next? I politely asked them if they could credit or ask me the next
time and don’t claim the drawings as their own. What did I receive?
Either no reply or even worse: the just laughed at me and/or gave me
the finger; like “Haw-haw, what are you sick little prick
gonna do about it?” Unfortunately they got me there. What
was I supposed to do than coping with this crap!? I
might sound like a broken record, but wait till it concerns YOU personally.
Mark my words. At first you feel flattered and some people might even
credit you fully and stuff (which makes you continue with utter joy),
but 9 out of 10 don’t give a fudge. You personally don’t
mean anything to them, because in their minds you’re only good
enough to entertain them. They don’t care about the effort you
put in! 10. But you post pictures, that aren’t actually drawn by you, too…don’t you?! That’s
right, but I ask for permission first and then credit the concerned
artist fully. 11. Where do you take your bat-shit crazy ideas (e.g. BBC) from? What have you been smoking and can I have some? I
actually have no plausible answer to that question. And no, you can’t
have any of my dope! The adult section 12. How can I gain access to the adult section? You
have to be at least 18 years or older to get premium access to this
hidden section.
Subject: I’m an old fart Attention!
Request, send to any other e-mail address or social network accounts,
will be ignored! I
am sorry for these circumstances, but it’s the only way to prevent
under-aged viewers from getting in touch with explicit content. Please
understand. 13. Aaaww man, don’t be such an ass! Can’t you just do that simple sign-up & log in thingy? Why
yes! I could do that indeed. And I could charge you with 20 bucks/month
for poorly drawn cartoon pr0n instead!! What do you say? Are you O.K.
with that? About this website 14. Why is your website mostly Web 1.0 based? What program do you use? I
have a big lack of programming knowledge too; therefore I use the fool-proof
program Dreamweaver
MX. Another reason is: I don’t really want to have a run-of-the-mill
Web 2.0 website, which is flooded with Flash animations. 15. Your website is best viewed with? -
resolution: 1024 x 687 pixels Social networking 16. Can you be found somewhere else on the internet? Yes! 17. And what about Facebook, Twitter, etc.? Facebook:
No. 18. Why do you hardly reply to comments posted on deviantART? Please
don’t take it personally if I don’t reply to your comments.
I do read every comment, but the thing is most of these comments actually
don’t need to be replied to. This may sound cocky, but come on,
what’s the correct reply to "first comment!; second!;
epic win; lulz; ftw; wtf; etc."? 19. Why do you hardly reply to e-mails or notes [on deviantART] yourself? Unlike
on the previous question, I don’t have the time to answer all
sent e-mails or notes. I get plenty of them - it’s almost spam-like!
While writing this, my Spidey sense tells me 37 brand new e-mails have
arrived in my inbox, waiting to be read and answered! Please don’t
take it personally if I don’t reply, but my buddy Daniel L. is
trying his best to answer all of you. And it seems he’s doing
a good job, otherwise he hadn’t become a friend of many Bundycoot
fans. You go, boy! 20. Your YouTube account is inactive because…..? Because
I realised making videos means much more pain in the neck than drawing.
Besides, my first (music) video
got deleted because of that WMG policy. And since I have nothing artistic
valuable to contribute, I kinda abandoned this account. I probably will
do some YouTube Poop videos if I’m really, really, really, reeeeeaaaally
bored. END No!
I’m tired. So be kind and fuck off, will ya?! |
